Long Hours are for Suckas (And Weirdos)!

Wow. According to Careerbuilder, "workaholism" is not just one of those fictional, pseudo-conditions--it is really a problem. Working long hours can become a compulsion and may lead people to neglect other important areas of their lives, e.g. their family and health. ironically, workaholics aren't even productive. Their just sitting around wasting time but somehow don't know how to make their behinds go home.
Wussy Boss is definitely a workaholic (Dummy Boss is to lazy to even try to stay long hours all the time). He stays all night (productivity=snooping on worker's desks). He doesn't talk to his staff, so I'm gathering by him staying at the office all day, that he probably doesn't engage his wife and children much either. One of the symptoms of workaholism is "avoiding intimacy and being controlling"...that is Wussy Boss. He controls his staff from his desk chair via e-mail since he can't handle actually speaking to anyone. What a joker!